This is a step away from my poetry for a second and just a rant.
Why is it that whenever you want to emasculate a man you refer to him as a pussy? Have you noticed when men want to refer to something and vulgar or rancid they compare it to pussy? Yet, they spend half their lives trying to get in “pussy”. My theory is that men have vagina envy. Yeah I said it!
One pussy can populate a nation. Without a pussy, civilization will end. A pussy can spit out a whole human life. Pussy can stretch as wide as a basketball or comfortably accommodate something as small as a marble. Pussy is versatile.
God could’ve given men pussies. But she knew men could not handle having such a powerful piece of equipment without being reckless. Imagine a man with a pussy! They would be trying to stuff things in it, use it as storage space, some how make it into a basketball hoop. They would not appreciate the beauty behind the vagina. They wouldn’t take care of it, so maybe it would be a lil rancid (lol). Picture them using water hoses and turtle wax to keep it clean. My goodness! The horror!
So, the next time someone calls you a pussy…stick your chest out and let them know that pussy is one of the toughest, most durable, most versatile and beautiful thing ever! So be a pussy and be proud!
Why is it that whenever you want to emasculate a man you refer to him as a pussy? Have you noticed when men want to refer to something and vulgar or rancid they compare it to pussy? Yet, they spend half their lives trying to get in “pussy”. My theory is that men have vagina envy. Yeah I said it!
One pussy can populate a nation. Without a pussy, civilization will end. A pussy can spit out a whole human life. Pussy can stretch as wide as a basketball or comfortably accommodate something as small as a marble. Pussy is versatile.
God could’ve given men pussies. But she knew men could not handle having such a powerful piece of equipment without being reckless. Imagine a man with a pussy! They would be trying to stuff things in it, use it as storage space, some how make it into a basketball hoop. They would not appreciate the beauty behind the vagina. They wouldn’t take care of it, so maybe it would be a lil rancid (lol). Picture them using water hoses and turtle wax to keep it clean. My goodness! The horror!
So, the next time someone calls you a pussy…stick your chest out and let them know that pussy is one of the toughest, most durable, most versatile and beautiful thing ever! So be a pussy and be proud!
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